Humor
Thought for the Day A little bird sat on a telegraph wire, and said to his mates; I declare, If wireless telegraph comes into vogue, We’ll have to sit on the air.
Thought for the Day “I have nothing to declare except my genius.” ~ Oscar Wilde
Quote of the Day “Above all else: go out with a sense of humor. It is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the
Thought for the Day “If God had wanted us to spend our time fretting about the problems of home ownership, He would never have invented beer.
Thought for Today “We tend to forget that happiness doesn’t come as a result of getting something we don’t have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating
Thought for the Day “He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.” ~ David Frost
Thought for the Day “If black boxes survive air crashes, why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?” ~ George Carlin (1937-2008) *George Denis
“Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.” ~ Robert A. Heinlein Robert Anson Heinlein (7 July 1907 – 8 May 1988) was
Thought for the Day “His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” ~ Mae West
Quote for the Day “If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.” ~ Mahatma Gandhi Times are hard there is no doubt.
Thought for the Day “Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.” ~ Chris Rock Christopher Julius “Chris” Rock III
Thought for the Day “Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.” ~ Author Unknown
Thought for the Day “Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.” ~ Will Rogers William Penn Adair
“When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!” ~ Homer Simpson Homer Jay Simpson is a fictional main