Humor
Thought for Today “Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy”
Thought of the Day “I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.” ~ Stephen Wright Happy Friday the 13th!
Thought of the Day Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time… they’re gone.” ~ Lenny Bruce
Thought of the Day “I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.” ~ Hunter S. Thompson
Thought of the Day “Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but religiously follows the new.” ~ Henry David Thoreau
Thought of the Day “A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.” ~ Milton Berle
Thought of the Day “Laughter is the best medicine and it’s available even if you don’t have health insurance.” ~ Robert Swiatek “For Seeing Eye Dogs Only”
Thought for the Day “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between dogs and men.
“The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.” ~ Elizabeth Taylor
Thought for Today Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit
“There are more quarrels smothered by just shutting your mouth, and holding it shut, than by all the wisdom in the world.” ~ Henry Ward Beecher *Henry
“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.” ~ Katharine Hepburn (1907-2003) *Katharine Houghton Hepburn Born: May 12, 1907 Hartford, Connecticut, U.
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” ~ Lily Tomlin Mary Jean “Lily” Tomlin (born September 1, 1939) is
Thought for the Day “Without agitators nothing in the world would come clean.” ~ The Fun Farm
Thought for the Day “Ever’ once in a while some feller with-out a single bad habit gets caught.” ~ Kin Hubbard (1868-1930) Frank McKinney Hubbard (September