Humor

One afternoon as I was driving home I checked my rear view mirror and noticed a highway patrolman approaching. I glanced at my speedo and noticed I was

Thought for the Day “Blessed are they, That can laugh at themselves, For they will never cease to be amused.” ~ Author Unknown

Thought for the Day “Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers

Thought for the Day “A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Thought for the Day “Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter of ZERO, instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY.” ~ Author Unknown

Thought for the Day “When I am dead you’ll find it hard, said he. To ever find another man like me. What makes you think as I suppose you do, I’d ever

One lazy, rainy, Sunday afternoon I decided to give my old friend John a call. I dialed the number and after about ten rings, a sleepy, groggy voice answered.