Humor

“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.” ~ Author Unknown

“I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.” ~ Steven Wright

“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations and resentments flit away

Thought for the Day “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” ~ Charlie Chaplin

Thought for the Day “But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Thought for the Day “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” ~ Mark Twain

Thought for the Day “My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield.

Thought for the Day “Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?” ~ Author Unknown

Thought for the Day “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ~ George Carlin *George Denis Patrick Carlin Born

Thought for the Day “Experts tell us that if the Millennium Bug is not fixed when the year 2000 arrives, our financial records will be inaccurate, our

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.” ~ Yogi Berra Lawrence Peter “Yogi” Berra (born May 12, 1925) is a former American Major

” Always be yourself… unless you’re mean and narcissistic; then don’t.” ~ Charles F Glassman Charles F. Glassman, MD, FACP, known as Coach MD, has practiced

“Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.” ~ Langston Hughes   James Mercer Langston Hughes (February