Humor

Thought for the Day “What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream?” ~ Woody Allen

“As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.” ~ John Lennon John Winston Lennon (9 October 1940 – 8 December 1980) (age 40) An English musician

Thought for the Day “Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.” ~ Author Unknown

“Reality continues to ruin my life.” ~ Bill Watterson William Boyd “Bill” Watterson II (born July 5, 1958) is an American artist and the author of the

Thought for the Day “If tombstones told the truth, everybody would wish to be  buried at sea.” ~ John W. Raper (1870-1950) *RAPER, JOHN W.

“God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.”  ~ Garrison Keillor Gary Edward “Garrison”

“The more skilled you are at something, the worse you are at it when showing someone.” ~ Edward Murphy

Thought for the Day “Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start of old habits.” ~ Author Unknown

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”  ~ Terry Pratchett Terence

Thought for the Day “It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.” ~ Oscar Wilde *Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie

Thought for the Day “There are times when two people need to step apart from one another, but there is no rule that says they have to turn and fire.

“If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because Id like to hear it again.” ~ Groucho Marx Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx  (October 2, 1890  – August

Thought for the Day “After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say ‘I want to see the manager.’” ~ William S.

“Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.” ~ Chris Rock Christopher Julius “Chris” Rock III (born February 7, 1965) is an American comedian, actor

Thought for the Day ”Don’t follow in my footsteps, I think I stepped in something.” ~ Unknown