Humor
Thought for the Day “Research is formalized curiosity.“ ~ Zora Neale Hurston (1891-1960) *Zora Neale Hurston Born: January 7, 1891 Notasulga, Alabama
Thought for the Day “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” ~ Phyllis Diller ( 1917 – 2012 ) *Phyllis Diller Born: July 17, 1917 Died: August
“Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.” ~ Author Unknown
“There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.” ~ George Carlin George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) (aged
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” ~ Fred Allen Fred Allen (born John Florence Sullivan; May 31, 1894 – March
Thought for the Day “Eagles may soar high, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.” ~ John Benfield
Thought for the Day “I like women. I don’t understand them, but I like them.” Sean Connery (1930- ) Sir Thomas Sean Connery (August 25th, 1930-) is a Scottish
“Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.” ~ Groucho Marx Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) An American
“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces.” ~ Judith Viorst Judith Viorst
Thought for the Day There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.” ~ Victor Borge *Victor Borge (born Børge Rosenbaum)
“I’d rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I’d rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;
Thought for the Day “The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post ‘Thou shalt not steal,’ ‘Thou shalt not
“Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities
Thought for Today “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” ~ Phyllis Diller