Saturday December 22nd 2012

saturday-december-22nd-2012-2 Humor

Thought for the Day

“Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough,
but it’s worse when they are wearing dark glasses
and have streamers in their antlers
because then 
you know
they were enjoying themselves 
at a party
when they were shot.”

~ Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is an American stand-up comedian, film actress, television host and actress. She hosts the syndicated talk show The Ellen DeGeneres Show. She has won thirteen Emmys and numerous other awards for her work and charitable efforts. In November 2011, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton named her a Special Envoy for Global AIDS Awareness. source

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