Speeding

speeding-2 Humor

One afternoon as I was driving home I checked my rear view mirror and noticed a highway patrolman approaching. I glanced at my speedo and noticed I was 10 mph under the posted speed limit so I sped up. I looked again and he was still coming, I sped up another 10 mph and still he was gaining on me. Finally I was up to 20 mph over the posted speed limit and he was closing in on me fast. Just as I was thinking of speeding up some more I saw his blue light.

I pulled over to the side of the road and waited for him to approach my car, as he was walking up I considered speeding off but thought better of it since obviously his car was faster than mine. As he approached my window he said, “What’s your hurry sir?” I looked up at him and said, “Oh, it’s you, just last week my wife ran off with a highway patrolman, I thought you was him bringing her back!”

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