“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” ~ George Carlin
“There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.” ~ George Carlin
Thought for the Day “By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.” ~ George Carlin
Thought for the Day “Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already
Thought for the Day “‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence?
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ~ George Carlin George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937
Thought for the Day “I do this real moron thing, it`s called thinking, and I`m not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.
“There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.” ~ George Carlin George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) (aged
Thought for the Day “The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post ‘Thou shalt not steal,’ ‘Thou shalt not
Thought for the Day “Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” ~ George Carlin
Thought for Today “Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy”
Thought for Today “Where does stuff go when it dies, does it go to stuff heaven?” ~George Carlin~ Too much stuff, we all have it. It is in our daily lives
Thought for Today “Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain, For strip-mined mountain’s majesty above the asphalt plain. America, America, man