Groucho marx

Thought for the Day “Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.” ~ Groucho Marx

“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet.

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” – Groucho Marx Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx  (October 2, 1890  – August

“If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because Id like to hear it again.” ~ Groucho Marx Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx  (October 2, 1890  – August

 “Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.” ~ Groucho Marx Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx  (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) An American

Thought for the Day “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.” ~ Groucho Marx (1890-1977) *Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx Born: October

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ~ Groucho Marx