Erma bombeck

Thought for the Day “If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.” ~ Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) *Erma Louise Bombeck Born: February 21, 1927 Bellbrook

“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me’.

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.

“But some emotions don’t make a lot of noise. It’s hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint – like a heartbeat. And pure love why, some days it’s so quiet

Thought for the Day “Don’t worry about who doesn’t like you, who has more, or who’s doing what.” ~ Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) *Erma Louise Bombeck Born

Thought for the Day “I have discovered something interesting. You don’t find happiness. It finds you.” ~ Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) *Erma Louise Bombeck

“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

“Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.” ~ Erma Bombeck