“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all.
The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield,
all our irritations and resentments flit away,
and a sunny spirit takes their place.”
~ Mark Twain
“When we remember we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear
and life stands explained.”
~ Mark Twain
Thought for the Day
“Everyone is a moon and has a dark side
which he never shows to anybody.”
~ Mark Twain
(1835-1910)
Thought for the Day
“If work were so pleasant,
the rich would keep it for themselves.”
~ Mark Twain
(1835-1910)
Thought for the Day
“If you pick up a starving dog
and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you.
That is the principal difference
between dogs and men.”
~ Mark Twain
(1835-1910)
Thought for the Day
“The man who is a pessimist before 48
knows too much;
if he is an optimist after 48,
he knows too little.”
~ Mark Twain
(1835-1910)
Thought for the Day
“But who prays for Satan?
Who, in eighteen centuries,
has had the common humanity
to pray for the one sinner
that needed it most?”
~ Mark Twain
(1835-1910)
Thought for the Day
“The best way to cheer yourself
is to cheer somebody else up.”
~ Mark Twain
(1835-1910)
Thought for the Day
“Man is the religious animal.
He is the only religious animal.
He is the only animal that has the ‘True Religion’
several of them.
He is the only animal
that loves his neighbor as himself
and cuts his throat, if his theology isn’t straight.
He has made a graveyard of the globe
in trying his honest best to smooth his brother’s path
to happiness and heaven.”
~ Mark Twain
(1835-1910)
Thought for the Day
“Always do right.
This will gratify some people
and astonish the rest.”
~ Mark Twain
(1835-1910)
Thought for the Day
“Many a small thing has been made large
by the right kind of advertising.”
Thought for the Day
“A human being has a natural desire
to have more of a good thing than he needs.”
Thought for the Day
“It is curious that physical courage
should be so common in the world
and moral courage so rare.”
Thought for the Day
“Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds
on the heel that has crushed it.”
Thought for the Day
“Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike,
whose peace and whose refuge are for us all.
The soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor,
the loved and the unloved.”
Thought for the Day
“Death,
the only immortal who treats us all alike,
whose peace and whose refuge are for us all.
The soiled and the pure,
the rich and the poor,
the loved and the unloved.”
Thought for the Day
“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight
it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”
Thought for the Day
“Go to Heaven for the climate,
Hell for the company.”
~ Mark Twain
Thought for the Day
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life.
A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
~ Mark Twain
Thought for Today
“Twenty years from now
you will be more disappointed
by the things that you didn’t do
than by the ones you did do.”
“Whenever you find yourself
on the side of the majority,
it is time to pause and reflect.”
Thought for the Day
“Don’t go around saying
the world owes you a living.
The world owes you nothing.
It was here first.”
Thought for Today
“Anger is an acid that can do more harm
to the vessel in which it is stored
than to anything on which it is poured.”
Thought for the Day
“I was seldom able to see an opportunity
until it had ceased to be one.”
Quote of the Day
“Grief can take care of itself, but
to get the full value of a joy
you must have somebody
to divide it with.”
~ Mark Twain
Thought for Today
“All schools, all colleges, have two great functions:
to confer, and to conceal, valuable knowledge.
The theological knowledge which they conceal
cannot justly be regarded as less valuable
than that which they reveal.
That is, when a man is buying a basket of strawberries
it can profit him to know
that the bottom half of it is rotten.”
Thought for Today
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.
Small people always do that,
but the really great make you feel that you too,
can become great.”
Thought for Today
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing.
The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments
slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
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Huh!!!!!! wat a humour!! all can say watever they like but it cant do n our lfe, bcoz our life s full of mysteries
You should try it Nithya, it will clear up some of those ‘mysteries’ for you.
wow! those are great quotes…and nothing but the truth
he he he he