Groucho Marx Quotes

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“I, not events,
have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
I can choose which it shall be.
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet.
I have just one day, today,
and I’m going to be happy in it.”

~ Groucho Marx


“I find television very educating.
Every time somebody turns on the set,
I go into the other room and read a book.”

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~ Groucho Marx

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