“I, not events,
have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
I can choose which it shall be.
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet.
I have just one day, today,
and I’m going to be happy in it.”
~ Groucho Marx
“If you’ve heard this story before,
don’t stop me,
because Id like to hear it again.”
~ Groucho Marx
“If a black cat crosses your path,
it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
– Groucho Marx
Thought for the Day
“I,
not events,
have the power
to make me happy or unhappy today.”
~ Groucho Marx
(1890-1977)
Thought for the Day
“Yesterday is dead,
tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet.
I have just one day, today,
and I’m going to be happy in it.”
“Money will not make you happy,
and happy will not make you money”
~ Groucho Marx
“I find television very educating.
Every time somebody turns on the set,
I go into the other room and read a book.”
~ Groucho Marx
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