“When your mother asks,
‘Do you want a piece of advice?’
it’s a mere formality.
It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no.
You’re going to get it anyway.”
~ Erma Bombeck
Erma Louise Bombeck (February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996) (aged 69) An American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life humorously from the mid-1960s until the late 1990s. Bombeck also published 15 books, most of which became best-sellers… Source | More