thought-for-the-day-01-17-09-2Peace
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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” ~ George Carlin
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thought-for-the-day-03-06-09-2Future
Thought for the Day 03-06-09
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“There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.” ~ George Carlin
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Truth
Wednesday April 29th 2009
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Thought for the Day “By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.” ~ George Carlin
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saturday-april-17th-2010Humor
Saturday April 17th 2010
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Thought for the Day “Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already
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saturday-january-29th-2011Humor
Saturday January 29th 2011
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Thought for the Day “‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence?
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saturday-june-22nd-2013Humor
Saturday June 22nd 2013
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“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ~ George Carlin George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937
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saturday-march-20th-2010Individuality
Saturday March 20th 2010
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Thought for the Day “I do this real moron thing, it`s called thinking, and I`m not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.
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tuesday-june-16th-2015Humor
Tuesday June 16th 2015
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“There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.” ~ George Carlin George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) (aged
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wednesday-october-17-2012Humor
Wednesday October 17 2012
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Thought for the Day “The real reason that we can’t  have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post ‘Thou shalt not steal,’ ‘Thou shalt not
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saturday-june-2nd-2012Happiness
Saturday June 2nd 2012
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Thought for the Day “Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.
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thought-for-today-11-28-08Perspective
Thought for Today 11-28-08
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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” ~ George Carlin
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tuesday-december-1st-2009Honor
Tuesday December 1st 2009
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Thought for Today “Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy”
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too-much-stuff-2Consumerism
Too Much Stuff
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Thought for Today “Where does stuff go when it dies, does it go to stuff heaven?” ~George Carlin~ Too much stuff, we all have it. It is in our daily lives
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todays-thought-turn-off-the-lights-2Earth thoughts
Todays Thought, Turn Off the Lights
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Thought for Today “Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain, For strip-mined mountain’s majesty above the asphalt plain. America, America, man
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wednesday-august-17th-2016-2Enemy
Wednesday August 17th 2016
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“America prays for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy us. Somebody is gonna be disappointed. Somebody is wasting their !
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