“Dear IRS,
I am writing to you to cancel my subscription.
Please remove my name from your mailing list.”

~ Snoopy

Snoopy is a fictional character in the long-running comic strip Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz. He is Charlie Brown’s pet dog. Snoopy began his life as a fairly conventional dog, but eventually evolved into perhaps the strip’s most dynamic character, & among the most recognizable comic characters in the world. The original drawings of Snoopy were “greatly patterned” after Spike, Schulz’s childhood dog... Source