“My theory on housework is,
if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire,
or block the refrigerator door,
let it be.
No one else cares.
Why should you?”
~ Erma Bombeck
Erma Louise Bombeck (February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996) American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life humorously from the mid-1960s until the late 1990s. Bombeck also published 15 books, most of which became best-sellers… Source