“Don’t Steal,
The Government Doesn’t Like Competition”

~ Unknown

“Politicians are people who,
when they see light at the end of the tunnel,
go out and buy some more tunnel.”

~ John Quinton

“What is conservatism?
Is it not the adherence to the old and tried
against the new and untried?”

~ Abraham Lincoln

“Here is my first principle of foreign policy:
good government at home.”

~ William E. Gladstone

“Take our politicians: they’re a bunch of yo-yos.
The presidency is now a cross
between a popularity contest
and a high school debate,
with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize.”

~ Saul Bellow ~

“Those who are too smart to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.”

~ Plato ~

“Hell, I never vote for anybody,
I always vote against.”

~ W.C. Fields