Humor
Thought for the Day “The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.” ~ E E Cummings *Edward Estlin Cummings Born October 14, 1894 Cambridge, Massachusetts
“My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant (born 9 December 1933) is an author and syndicated
Thought for the Day “Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they are going to catch you in next.” ~ Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887)
Thought for the Day “I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” ~ Mae West
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ~ George Carlin George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937
“You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.” ~ Yogi Berra Lawrence Peter “Yogi” Berra (born May
Thought for the Day “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” ~ Woody Allen *Woody Allen Born
Thought for the Day “Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.” ~ Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994) *Richard Milhous Nixon Born: January
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” ~ Ann Landers Ann Landers was a pen name created by Chicago Sun-Times
Thought for the Day “Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.
Thought for the Day “After all, what is your host’s purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they’d
“Being an icon is overrated, remember an icon can be moved by a mouse” ~ William Shatner William Shatner is a Canadian actor, musician, singer, author
“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” ~ Lily Tomlin Mary Jean “Lily” Tomlin (born September 1, 1939) American actress, comedian
“There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.” ~ Bertrand Russell Bertrand Arthur William Russell (18 May 1872 – 2 February 1970) A British
Thought for the Day “No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you