Humor

“Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment.” ~ Horace

“Sometimes the thoughts in my head get so bored they go out for a stroll through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing.” ~ Scott Westerfield

“Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.” ~ Baltasar Gracian Baltasar Gracián y Morales (January 8th, 1601 – December 6, 1658) A Spanish

“It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.” ~ American Proverb Proverb; (from Latin: proverbium) is a simple and concrete saying

“Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.

Thought for the Day “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner

Thought for the Day ” Every woman should have a blowtorch” ~ Julia Child Julia Carolyn Child (née McWilliams;[1] August 15, 1912 – August 13, 2004) was

“He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.” ~ Joseph Heller Joseph Heller (May 1, 1923 – December 12, 1999) was an American satirical novelist

“A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.” ~ William Arthur Ward William Arthur Ward (1921–March

“No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.” ~ Lily Tomlin Happy Birthday Lily ???? Mary Jean “Lily” Tomlin (born September 1, 1939)