Thought for the Day

“He’s turned his life around.
He used to be depressed and miserable.
Now he’s miserable and depressed.”

~ David Frost

Thought for the Day

“Go to Heaven for the climate,
Hell for the company.”

~ Mark Twain

Thought for the Day

“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”

~ Groucho Marx

Thought for the Day

“My wife made me join a bridge club.
I jump off next Tuesday.”

~ Rodney Dangerfield.

Thought for Today

“Always be nice to your children
because they are the ones
who will choose your rest home.”

~ Phyllis Diller

Thought for Today

“Honesty may be the best policy,
but it’s important to remember that apparently,
by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy”

~ George Carlin

Thought for the Day

“The man who smiles when things go wrong
has thought of someone to blame it on.”

~ Robert Bloch