“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all.
The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield,
all our irritations and resentments flit away,
and a sunny spirit takes their place.”
~ Mark Twain
“Anyone who believes
the competitive spirit in America is dead
has never been in a supermarket
when the cashier opens another check-out line.”
~ Ann Landers
“My theory on housework is,
if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire,
or block the refrigerator door,
let it be.
No one else cares.
Why should you?”
~ Erma Bombeck
“The more skilled you are at something,
the worse you are at it when showing someone.”
~ Edward Murphy
“Never attempt to teach a pig to sing;
it wastes your time and annoys the pig.”
~ Robert A. Heinlein
” Always be yourself…
unless you’re mean and narcissistic;
~ Charles F Glassman more
“There’s a humorous side to every situation.
The challenge is to find it.”
~ George Carlin