Category — Humor
Wednesday February 17th 2010
Thought for the Day
“He’s turned his life around.
He used to be depressed and miserable.
Now he’s miserable and depressed.”
~ David Frost
February 17, 2010 No Comments
Sunday February 14th 2010
Thought for the Day
“Go to Heaven for the climate,
Hell for the company.”
~ Mark Twain
February 14, 2010 No Comments
Saturday February 13th 2010
February 13, 2010 No Comments
Saturday February 6th 2010
Thought for the Day
“My wife made me join a bridge club.
I jump off next Tuesday.”
~ Rodney Dangerfield.
February 6, 2010 No Comments
Saturday December 12th 2009
Thought for Today
“Always be nice to your children
because they are the ones
who will choose your rest home.”
~ Phyllis Diller
December 12, 2009 No Comments
Tuesday December 1st 2009
Thought for Today
“Honesty may be the best policy,
but it’s important to remember that apparently,
by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy”
December 1, 2009 1 Comment
Saturday November 21 2009
Thought for the Day
“The man who smiles when things go wrong
has thought of someone to blame it on.”
~ Robert Bloch
November 21, 2009 No Comments


