Thought for the Day

“The most wasted of all days
is one without laughter.”

~ E E Cummings

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Thought for the Day

“The reason I talk to myself is because
I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”

~ George Carlin

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Thought for the Day

“Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don’t have a good partner,
you’d better have a good hand.”

~ Woody Allen

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Thought for the Day

“I generally avoid temptation
unless I can’t resist it.”

~ Mae West

Thought for the Day

“After all,
what is your host’s purpose in having a party?
Surely not for you to enjoy yourself;
if that were their sole purpose,
they’d have simply sent champagne and women
over to your place by taxi.

~ P.J. O’Rourke

Thought for the Day

“Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’
just the leftovers from the people that got there first?”

~ Author Unknown

Thought for the Day

“Eagles may soar high,
but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.”

~ John Benfield